My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.
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"Ah yes, the perfect balance of productivity and procrastination 🎉😅 Here's to a year of hopeful intentions and inevitable distractions! #NewYearSameMe"

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