My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop do… Commentary:"Ah yes, the perfect balance of productivity and procrastination 🎉😅 Here's to a year of hopeful intentions and inevitable distractions! #NewYearSameMe" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me. I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature. My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to. I’ve already broken all my resolutions and like four commandments. I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.