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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

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I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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87 shares on YouTube this month:

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Multitask? I can barely unitask.

93 shares on Messenger this month:

“Are you busy tomorrow?” That entirely depends on what you need me to do.

55 shares on Telegram this month:

The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s officially Christmas shopping season, and I can’t even afford my own life.

66 shares on Threads this month:

There could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you’d have no idea.

52 shares on X this month:

Tried online dating, and it turns out my soulmate is a Nigerian prince who needs my bank details to escape his kingdom.

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Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Humanity doesn’t deserve a new year, look at the mess they made of the last one.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has downloaded:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

Juggling screen time is the ultimate multitasking Olympics.

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Making waves on Slack:

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Going viral on Instagram:

Hey (with the intention of getting ice cream).

Breaking via Pinterest:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

Trending via Threads:

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Shared recently on Slack:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Making waves on X:

Her heart is a combination of wildflowers and wildfires, delicate, yet so fierce.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

Going viral on Threads:

I’m literally overstimulated with life. I need to scream on top of a mountain.

Just shared via Twitch:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

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Who called it a Cybertruck and not a Deplorean?

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

If you tell me to watch until the end, the end better be in five seconds.

I set up a Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.

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