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My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop do…

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop do…

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"Ah yes, the perfect balance of productivity and procrastination 🎉😅 Here's to a year of hopeful intentions and inevitable distractions! #NewYearSameMe"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, change, doing, goal, growth, humor, new, new year, personal, personal growth, resolution, Resolutions, stop, things, time, year on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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