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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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Apparently, staying to yourself and not bothering people bothers people.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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Job market so bad, I started following my dreams.

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Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

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“You smell so good!” Okay, so kiss me.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.