My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the… Commentary:"Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it. Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move. Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend. I wait all week for the weekend just to aggressively do nothing in five different outfits. It’s the weekend, so naturally, I’m going to spend 48 hours doing nothing, and still be exhausted.