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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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No, I mean, it’s great toast. I just didn’t expect it to be French.

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DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

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My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”