My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead. Commentary:"Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it. Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead. A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent. Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead. The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.
