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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the…

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the…

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"Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged casual, dead, enough, humor, just, laziness, move, only, people, plan, relaxation, self-deprecating, think, weekend on May 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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