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My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Humorous quote about minimal effort to avoid concern, featuring playful, witty text.

Commentary:
"Weekend goals: mastering the art of 'I swear I'm alive' maneuvers! 🛋️😴💃"


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