My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that. Commentary:"Revenge? I prefer to call it 'strategic planning for future laughter.' 😂🗡️🎭" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am. It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right? Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!” They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.