Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

Commentary:
"Revenge? I prefer to call it 'strategic planning for future laughter.' 😂🗡️🎭"

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life.
  • My therapist says he can’t take any more of my talk and that I should join a group. So, here I am.
  • It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?
  • Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”
  • They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged going, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, preoccupation, regret, revenge, sarcasm, therapist, therapy on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50. Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • back
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work

Funny News Ticker 😂

  • 40 Funny Gardening Tool Captions That Will Prune Your Senses
  • 40 Funny Photography Captions to Capture Your Humor
  • 40 Funny Carnival Captions for a Ferris Wheel of Fun
  • 40 Funny Pancake Captions to Flip Your Feed with Laughs
  • 50+ Funny Nature Jokes That’ll Make the Outdoors Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Routine Jokes That’ll Make Daily Habits Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Comfort Jokes That’ll Make Cozy Moments Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Internet Jokes That’ll Make Online Life Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Entertainment Jokes That’ll Make Every Show Hilarious
  • 50+ Funny Mental Health Jokes That Keep Things Light and Relatable
Proudly powered by WordPress