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Onesies are amazing till you have to really pee in the middle of the night then you question all your life’s decisions.

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What kind of psychopath wants to be the life of the party?

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Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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“I hate small talk!” Oh okay. Do you think all your grandparents are going to heaven?

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If the only person you’re competing with is yourself, how could you lose?

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No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

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Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.