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My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until w…

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until w…

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Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! ✈️🌍 Back by dinner! 🍕😄

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 9, around, estimate, going, home, humor, i, job, jobs, money, night, plan, quit, relationship, run, tonight, travel, well, wife on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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