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Feb 2, 2026

My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

Funny quote about impulsive travel plans and quick return home.

Commentary:
Planning for an epic world trip… around the block! ✈️🌍 Back by dinner! 🍕😄

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