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My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I…

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I…

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Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! 🛒📝🍅

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, asked, humor, i, ketchup, list, making, me, misunderstanding, put, read, reading, shopping, shopping list, wife on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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