My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list that I was making, and now, I canβt read anything. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the shopping list got a condiment-ary makeover! πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words. I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever. At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets. I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, heβs not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, heβs not watching me when Iβm sleeping. “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.