My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.
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Looks like the school missed out on teaching the most important life skill! 🍹💊 Hopefully, he'll stick to juice boxes until he figures it out. 😉

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