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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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Time to buy that winning ticket, because these artifacts and abs aren't going to admire themselves! 🤑🏛️💪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aspiration, fitness, focus, going, hobby, humor, i, lottery, money, museum, need, win, working, workout on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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