Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to g… Commentary:"Unless mosquitoes have started paying rent, my campsite is staying strictly imaginary! 🏕️🤷♂️😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you. When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’ When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”. When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”