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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to g…

Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to g…

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"Unless mosquitoes have started paying rent, my campsite is staying strictly imaginary! 🏕️🤷‍♂️😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged always, answer, camping, decision, humor, joke, never, outdoors, refusal, right, sarcasm, say, someone, want on Jun 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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