Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

Probably always gonna be the weirdo that believes in magic.

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

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I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.