New term for people with jobs: emploids. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption ☕🔧 Related funny posts 😂 Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive. How is this the same brain that used to remember everybody’s phone numbers? I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island” I want someone to look at me the way I look at a travel booking website. I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.