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Mar 23, 2026

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Witty text about avoiding Earth in reincarnation, playful and humorous in tone.

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Earth's out, I'm booking a one-way ticket to Planet Calmdownia next time! 🚀🌌😅

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