Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth. Commentary:Earth's out, I'm booking a one-way ticket to Planet Calmdownia next time! πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat. When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off. When I die I want people to say βHmm, I didnβt know you could die like that.β When I say, βI have to be someplace,β what I mean is, βI want to go home.β I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.
