Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has copied:

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Ghost stories sound way scarier with an English accent.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.