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Going to the gym for my health and wellbeing? No, I just wanna look good naked.

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What doesnโ€™t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again”

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What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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Maybe coffee is addicted to me?

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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If my neighbors keep fighting like this, I might need to cancel some of my streaming services.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

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The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

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I'm just here to dazzle you with my eyes while I casually mention that I can recite the entire periodic table backwards. ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ”



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