No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomor… Commentary:"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday. I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine. You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. I’ve got to start taking better care of myself. Tomorrow I’ll walk to the liquor store. I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.