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No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomor…

No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomor…

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"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appointment, before, dental, flossing, health, humor, motivation, routine, self-care, start, time, timing on May 14, 2025 by slickboy.

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