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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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Cheers to all who skipped that one dish at Thanksgiving because you just didn’t trust the person who brought it.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

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Looking forward to another year of crushing reality and unfulfilled dreams.