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Being skinny may be nice, but chicken nuggets are even nicer.

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She was rare, like a shopping cart at the grocery without a wobbly wheel.

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I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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When you say “You’re going to hate me for this,” you’re making a very large assumption that I don’t hate you already.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.