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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

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This bouncer’s lucky I’m with my lady and physically frightened of him or he’d be in a world of pain.

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I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.

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The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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When the blood pressure machine comes out for one person, the whole family has to get involved.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.