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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

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Do men know they don’t have to keep their clothing until it disintegrates?

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Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.