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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. O…

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. O…

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"Decisions, decisions – the eternal struggle between channeling our inner Victoria's Secret model or indulging in the sweet embrace of cake 🍰👙 Who needs abs when you can have abs-olutely delicious cake, am I right? 😂 #CakeOverCalories"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bikini, body, body image, cake, choice, dilemma, hand, humor, ID, image, indulgence, love, sexy on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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