On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppOn the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “It’s bikini season,” I whisper, eating another bikini. On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’ My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger. Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?