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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

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Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.

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I don’t just hold a grudge; I love it, pet it, feed it and take it for long walks on the beach.

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The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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People shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. Get out of the way.

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To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.