Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down. Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Only money thinks it's got that 'I'm irreplaceable' vibe 💸 The rest of you, chill out and grab a snack 🍿😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.” Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down. Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year. If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.