Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Diarrhea awareness week starts today. Runs through Sunday.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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What is that job called where you put the little stickers on fruit? I think I would be good at that.

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Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.