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Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller wonโ€™t post it until Iโ€™ve paid and I wonโ€™t pay until Iโ€™ve received it.

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Life is short, flirt with me!

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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Thereโ€™s a disgusting pervert at the bar watching pornography over my shoulder.

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Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

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69 but we both just farting.

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Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

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