People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you want to heat things up but not at the cost of calling the neighbors! 🏠😲🔥 Related funny posts 😂 The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then. Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes. People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.