People my age are raising children, and I’m just here trying to bribe myself with treats into doing my own chores. Commentary:Trying to adult but somehow ended up being my own pet with a treat-based reward system 🐾🍪🧹 Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too. Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday. Women know the exact weight of their children and their age in days. Men just know that little people live with them. People my age are doing so much, and I’m just at home reliving the same day over and over again.
