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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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We’re so close to “Let’s circle back next year” season, I can taste it.

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I’m just a girl standing in front of a cat who followed me to the bathroom.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has copied:

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

Seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. Like, what happened, buddy?

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

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The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time.

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Making waves on Twitch:

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

Going viral on Pinterest:

When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja.

Going bananas on Slack:

God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

Just landed via YouTube:

Sometimes I clean my room so dramatically, it feels like I’m erasing evidence.

Making waves on Threads:

Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

Trending via Slack:

Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.

Going bananas on Telegram:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Just landed via Messenger:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Just landed via Instagram:

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

People who have apartment windows that face the street and put their Christmas trees in them, thank you for your service.

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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Meds have done more for me than any man ever could.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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55 shares on Messenger this month:

Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?

28 shares on Discord this month:

I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

41 shares on Instagram this month:

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

30 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t listen to them, little password. You are strong.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

About to form my very first opinion.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

A man outside Boots told me that Jesus died for my sins. Thanks for spoiling the end of the Bible. I was only up to the bit with the fish.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Just say ‘lol’ and move on.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

What if all the ancient Greek sculptures are actually victims of Medusa?

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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Trending via Instagram:

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Going viral on Discord:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Please congratulate me on my cool new position! It is the fetal position; I will be in it for a while.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Maybe I died of Covid in 2020, and this is hell.

Going viral on WeChat:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The adult in the room just addressed the elephant in the room.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

Live now on Reddit:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

Trending via Discord:

That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

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