People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist. Commentary:Sounds like they’ve got nothing to hide… except maybe streak marks on the windows! 😆🔍🏠 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part. People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes. Optimist: The glass is ½ full. Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty. Excel: The glass is January 2nd. I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person. Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.