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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed their chest because of their belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me I’m not fit one bit.

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Men make it so easy to hate them.

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

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