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The difference between the Olympic village and a normal village is that not everyone in the Olympic village is related to each other.

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Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

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Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend.

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Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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A Southerner dies every time you people type “ya’ll” instead of “y’all,” btw.

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I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

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I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.