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Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has downloaded:

Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I bet there’s a couple of seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has copied:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Jan 7, 2026

3,523

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Spotted on Messenger:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Just shared via WeChat:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

Trending via Pinterest:

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh no, it’s a cop”?

Trending via Twitch:

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

Broadcasted on X:

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Going viral on Telegram:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

Shared recently on Telegram:

My spirit animal is that one bird that knocks itself unconscious, flying into windows.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

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Porn looks so funny when you’re not horny.

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"Proof that context is everything 😂🍿"

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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2 months ago

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ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

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University is more like teaching yourself for a class you paid for.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

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54 shares on X this month:

Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

56 shares on Facebook this month:

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

12 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is it called Christian community and not Holyfans?

69 shares on Discord this month:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

39 shares on Facebook this month:

The actors who signed on to that first Avatar movie have job security like no other in Hollywood.

81 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

75 shares on LinkedIn this month:

At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

98 shares on TikTok this month:

It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

31 shares on Telegram this month:

An adult is a person that keeps Ibuprofen in more than one place.

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22 folks are currently checking 👀

The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

I need a break from me.

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Having long hair as a guy is so scary because some days I look like the charming lead of a classic film from the 80s, and other days I look like a Discord mod that runs his Magic: The Gathering group like the Navy.

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Fellas, be sure to never ask a lady any questions on a date. This makes them feel interrogated. Strong declarative statements only.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I think people who say ‘I don’t know who needs to hear this’ know exactly who needed to hear it.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Do you also watch porn until the end to see if they end up getting married?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

243 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,512

Funny Quotes Topics

17,578

Funny Quotes Images

15,512

Updated

Jan 7, 2026

Users Online

3,584

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

Got my mind on my money and my money is nowhere to be found.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has downloaded:

Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Aura is the real business card.

Shared recently on Threads:

Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

Spotted on Slack:

By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

Trending via Snapchat:

Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

Going viral on Telegram:

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

Going viral on Twitch:

I haven’t bought 1 Christmas gift but I got 3 packages on the way for me though.

Just landed via TikTok:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

Trending via X:

Googling symptoms until you cry.

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