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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

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No parenting book prepares you for the stank of your kid’s soccer bag.

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18 shares on Twitch this month:

I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime.

43 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m actually really peace-loving, but then there are other people.

100 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

48 shares on X this month:

I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

No matter how small you make that “unsubscribe” link, I’ll still find it.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

28 shares on Facebook this month:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

20 shares on Reddit this month:

Life can only give you lemons if you answer the door.

70 shares on Slack this month:

We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

If they played poker with potato chips, I’d have a gambling problem.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has viewed:

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Going viral on Threads:

Some people can’t sleep because they have insomnia. I can’t sleep because I have Internet.

Just landed via Instagram:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Shared recently on TikTok:

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I have noticed something quite worrying: after I buy more things I have less money.

Breaking via YouTube:

Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

Going bananas on Slack:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Just shared via Telegram:

When my husband says he’ll just be a minute, I know I have enough time to watch an entire television series, paint the house, or go on a quest.

Trending via TikTok:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Trending via Instagram:

An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

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Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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