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Pro tip: When you sign up for anything online, put the website’s name as your middle name. Now, when you receive spam, you will know who sold your data.

Posted onJan 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty advice about online privacy and spam, with a humorous tone.
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Thanks to my middle name, I'm officially "David Facebook Amazon Netflix Smith." Talk about an identity crisis! 😂📧🔍

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