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  • It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.
  • Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.
  • Difference between a flirt and harassment: if you are handsome, it’s a flirt, if you are ugly, it’s harassment.
  • Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.
  • If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.
  • They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.