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Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Every time your mom tells you that she wants the best for you, she is talking about me.

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Don’t fall in love. It’s bad.

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Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

Bartenders be like “here’s that receipt, I’ll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar”.

You’ve agreed to go out with me, so that’s going to immediately count against you.

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

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Caesar, looking shocked: “Is it bring your knife to work day or something?”

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

I don’t know what millennial needs to hear this, but throw away the box your phone came in. You don’t need it. You will never need it.

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Congress taking an entire month off in a country where most people don’t get more than 2 weeks’ vacation is awesome.

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I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

Of course, because I’m wearing a white shirt, my coffee chose violence.

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Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

I love Queen and David Bowie, but why did they steal that riff from Vanilla Ice?

Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

Flirting with submissives is actually really easy. All you gotta do is send a gif of a small animal and say, ‘This is so you.’

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