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  • Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.
  • The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.
  • If the line at the grocery store takes longer than 10 minutes, the candy beside the checkout should be free.
  • Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.
  • The house from Hansel and Gretel but made out of tacos.
  • Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.