Putting my Christmas tree up today. Big day for my cats.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

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I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

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Toast doesn’t talk. How do you know it’s French?

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.