Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like your exit strategy involves their grand exit! 🚪💼😂 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job. Quitting my job to focus more on my desire not to work anymore. I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.” I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.