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Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Three wise men? I highly doubt that.