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  • When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.
  • There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
  • All my small talk is done with a car horn.
  • I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.
  • It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.
  • When Hulk wrecks shit he’s “incredible.” When I do it I’m “causing a scene” and “need to leave this place immediately.”