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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.