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Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

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Hope they don't give you too much "caw-sine"! 🪶😘

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged crow, crows, friend, friends, frustration, guys, humor, interaction, sarcasm, screw, social, social interaction on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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