Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered ππ§Ίπ Related funny posts π Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. I donβt want to party like itβs 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is. In my 20βs: might hit the club tonight. In my 40βs: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers. I donβt normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store. They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!