Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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Do u guys also have a story in your head, and when you’re bored, you just add more to it and continue from where you left off?

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Being friends with introverts is hard sometimes. Did they die? Are they just recharging? Are they Batman now? The suspense is killing me.

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You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

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“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

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My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan.

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Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.