Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.
- Shoutout to myself for ruining my own life.
- They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.
- I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.
- Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.
