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I believe libraries are our proof that we once valued curiosity.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has viewed:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Jan 7, 2026

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Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Trending via Facebook:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Going viral on Slack:

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Seen just now on Discord:

Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

Live now on X:

Subtitles are for when you’re eating chips.

Trending via Reddit:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t understand why my husband has to pay for a UFC fight when he could just throw one piece of candy on the floor in front of our kids.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

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62 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

57 shares on Threads this month:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Can someone please just give me a participation trophy for making it through today, please?

72 shares on Facebook this month:

Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m at that age where I can no longer refer to other people as “elderly.”

35 shares on X this month:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

91 shares on Messenger this month:

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

28 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

38 shares on WeChat this month:

Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.

22 shares on X this month:

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

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True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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If someone asks you why you’re single, just answer with: “Got lucky.”

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I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today.

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When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

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A real smartphone would know when to shut up.

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Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

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Ponytails are only hot on women, bro.

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I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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15,509

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I wonder what John Connor thinks now that everyone is embracing AI.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Today is a wonderful day to leave me alone.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

Relationship status: I love my bed.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Telegram:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Spotted on Threads:

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Just landed via YouTube:

My boss told me to show initiative, so I decided to finish work early.

Making waves on Twitch:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Making waves on Threads:

Biting the heads off all these gingerbread men if you wanna swing by.

Just shared via Slack:

I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

Just shared via Slack:

Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

Broadcasted on X:

The more nicknames I have for you, the more I like you.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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