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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth sh…

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth sh…

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Achieving Olympic-level self-restraint, one unspoken comment at a time! 🤐🏅😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accomplishment, communication, humor, keeping, mouth, patience, restraint, self-control, shut, silence, sometimes on Jul 16, 2025 by slickboy.

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