Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth sh… Commentary:Achieving Olympic-level self-restraint, one unspoken comment at a time! 🤐🏅😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud. Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example. Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face. Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it. Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.