Sometimes when Iā€™m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.

Sometimes when Iā€™m having a particularly stressful day, I take a pregnancy test to remind myself that at least one thing in my life is still going as planned.
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"Who needs a therapist when you have a pregnancy test to reassure you that *something* is going according to plan? šŸ™ˆšŸ¤° #SilverLinings"

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