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To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

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When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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I hate when people ask me what I meant by something. Listen, I have no idea. I’m as confused here as you are. We’re both learning what I’m about to say at the exact same time.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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Next time you think I am flirting with you, ask yourself if kindness is so rare in your life that you mistake it for desire.

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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

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I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.