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If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

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Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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Today is one of those days where I have to remind myself that you’re not allowed to strangle people.

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

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I really want an emotional support octopus so I can train it to slap people and shoplift.

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One thing I hate more than a liar is a liar that thinks I’m dumb.

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If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

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I suffer from awesomnia.