Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy. Commentary:When happiness holds you hostage, even alarms wave white flags! 😂⏰🏡 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist. Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person. Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff. Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall. Sorry, I’m late. I sat on my bed in a towel for 45 minutes, staring at the wall.