Sticking googly eyes on a potato and introducing him to everyone as my new boyfriend. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:A spud-tacular romance! He's a-peeling in every way! π₯ππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato. We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun not to be able to open that drawer. Asking my dentist a question, but sticking my fingers in his mouth before he replies. If I had a boyfriend, Iβd watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. Thatβs a beautiful hole.