Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be ugly?

Commentary:
“Stop asking me if I’m tired. Can’t I just be cultivating my natural ‘I woke up like this’ look? 🤷‍♀️💤 Beauty sleep is so last season, darling! 😆”

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