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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

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Weekends are a scam. You spend one day exhausted and the other anxious… like, what was that?

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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The list of women who haven’t slept with me is really impressive.

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Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.