Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Commentary:
“Excited to dive headfirst into a fresh year of questionable decisions like a boss! 🎉🤪 Who needs a coherent life plan when you have spontaneity as your sidekick? Let’s make 2022 a year to remember (or forget)! 🤣🎆”

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  • The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.
  • Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.
  • Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.
  • If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.
  • Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes God to draft up another sin.
  • I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.