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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

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We all have that one coworker whose sole purpose is to reduce our life expectancy by ten years.

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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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Men used to send love letters in the middle of wars, and now they think reassurance is too much effort.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

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I have so many mood swings, I’m basically a swing now.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

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These days, I only use Facebook as a birthday calendar.

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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My dog sighs a lot for someone who doesn’t pay any bills.

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People will think you know what you’re talking about if you give your opinion while cleaning a pair of reading glasses.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets.

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Got banned from the sauna at my gym for saying “steam me up, Scotty” a few too many times.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

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She doesn’t want flowers, she wants to invoke an ancient curse.

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My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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The Epstein files are real, but they can’t figure out how to convert them to a PDF.

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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This can’t be the same brain I was using to read 750-page novels in 3 days during middle school.

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Dads were right. Walking around with your hands behind your back and looking at everything around with a mild look of disgust and annoyance is so much fun.

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Girl math is ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

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I’m going to break into your house and steal that thing with the little wheels on it under the plate in your microwave.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Canceled a date for a date with another guy, and that guy canceled. It’s what I deserve.

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I end all my sentences with “Just saying..” because ending them with “You bonehead..” would probably be considered offensive.

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5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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If we’ve got the technology to make heated car seats, then where the hell are the seats that automatically cool down in the summer? Make it happen, nerds.

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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Super quick question: does anyone know what the point is?

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My savings account has been empty for so long that a Spirit Halloween just opened up inside it.

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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