Sure, money can’t buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? Commentary:Jet skis: the secret ingredient to instant happiness—who knew? 😂🌊💸 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can. I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness. I have never seen a sad person sliding down a water slide. Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.