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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

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For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

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Incorrectly is the only word that, when spelled correctly, is still spelled incorrectly.

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All of my problems boil down to me being bad at being alive.