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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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Texting my boss to let him know how excited I am for work tomorrow.

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If you eat well and exercise, you’ll die fit.