Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me o… Commentary:Facebook memories: the ultimate Roast Master of my romantic past! 😂💔📅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them. Bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries. No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. She got me to fall for her, like a boomer seeing an AI image on Facebook.
