The amount of people who βfind Godβ after doing something evil needs to be studied. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like divine intervention is the ultimate get-out-of-jail-free card! πππ Related funny posts π People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course itβs important to have self-belief. If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him. Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.